It's all about the V this week. We're talking the pros and cons and (ins and outs) of every woman's special pet.
The yes column: vibrators. Which ones, where to get, and perhaps most importantly: how-to. If you don't have one already, do your lady parts a favor and check out a few of the links below. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head--some look like iPods, some look like bullets. Don't be intimidated! Take a visit to your local shop and check out the wares. And whether you're a novice or a ninja, you'll be pleased to know about the greener options: vibrator recycling and dock-powered models that save will you millions on batteries.
The Hells-No column: vibrators shaped like animals. This leads to all sorts of strange beastiality ickiness, including speculation about the sexuality of various cartoon dogs; we update you on the latest phenomenon in vaginal adornment, vatooing. If sparkly stickers for your hoo-ha aren't enough, there's always glow-in-the-dark paint. Also, the problem with the whole vag-bedazzli-sparkle-prettify movement, and why Sarah is LITERALLY against it.
