We explore the world of beauty pageants, and attempt to break down the confusion between them (Miss USA in not Miss America, but very well be Miss T&A). Both have ever-loosening morals dependent on ratings, so what's the difference? Is there one?
After a large detour into Sandra Bullock films, which are all more entertaining than an actual pageant, we discuss whether fantasy fiction the is same thing as history (it isn't). And if linguistic licenses are allowed in pageants, does that mean Paul Revere really WAS warning the British--or does that rule only apply to those whose political careers are based solely on a Vaseline-covered smile?
Also, a very tired Action Jackie divulges her special talent: impersonations of dead British men. Hey, beats the hell outta the flute.




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